Det här mailet fick jag häromdagen... Allvarligt talat... RIKTIGT så korkad är jag inte...

"Hello! My name is James and I've just launched a new online photo editing service
called MakeMeAPinUp.com. It's a very simple service.
Customers upload their favourite photo to the site, pay £9.99 fee and
I add (by hand) a beautiful retro finish to the photo, making it look like a
1950's vintage pinup poster, and e-mail it back.

As a model in one of my target markets I'd like to make you a special offer:
I'd love to add the vintage finish to any one of your photos for free as a trial
to see what you think of the service. If you'd be interested in taking me up on this free offer
drop me an e-mail, attach your favourite photo and I'll work my magic on it
and get it back to you as soon as possible.

Let me know if you have any questions and if you're interested.
Thanks, James"

(OK... Om nu någon har bilder som ni själva tagit, så visst, testa tjänsten,
men jag tycker inte att exemplen ser särskilt bra ut...)